Total Medals Earned: 439 (From 42 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,470 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
A Nice Center Smash
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/26 (30/500 points)
Perform an execution
150 Kills in a match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Climb to the top of the tower
Collect all hidden secrets
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/350 points)
Hit 20 notes in a row
Hit 40 notes in a row
Hit 30 notes in a row
Hit 50 notes in a row
Hit 100 notes in a row
Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song
Hit 200 notes in a row
Hit 300 notes in a row
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/500 points)
Say Hello to Hammy the Hamster
Watch TV
Complete a side-mission
Inspect Stouffer's painting
Take a shit
Go to a lesson
Water your plant
Take a nap in the day
Pick a lock successfully
Be sick
Complete 3 of the Main Missions
Collect 10 Piggymon Cards
Wear a different costume
Drink all 3 types of drink
Eat all 4 types of meal
Read every book
Complete 7 of the Main Missions
Read all pupil profiles
Collect 25 Piggymon cards
Complete the game
Attend every lesson
Collect all 50 Piggymon cards
Talk to everybody
100% completion
Medals Earned: 2/6 (55/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!